To Mimi and Bapa: "My mom has a man, his name is Jeremy, and he's at work."
At Mimi's in the middle of doing a puzzle he gets stuck, puts his hand on his head and says, "think, think, think!" He is watching too much Winnie the Pooh.
Rhett: "My bottom is nervous!" Me: "what?" Rhett: "Yeah, it really hurts!"
(Sneak one in for Addie) My kids pulled out a really old piece of ornate metal from under my parents pine tree. Addie looks at it and says, "there is a bee's bottom". She was right - the remains of a bumblebee's behind was attached to the metal.
Talking to Rhett one day after preschool he says to me, "mom - there are NO swings at my school! AND - there are no frogs at my school, there are no plants at my school and NO fish at my school."
Also talking to Rhett about preschool one day, "Mom, at school today I was singing and pouting"
"Mom, when you were a baby you were in my tummy"
Addie is chasing Rhett around with a pillowcase over her head making ghost sounds - Rhett runs, screams and says, "Addie - don't say that - it's a crying word."
Rhett stabbed a random women in Cracker Barrel with his retractable knife. Luckily the woman played along and said that she was part of that renassaince re-enactment team and she was used to bigger swords so it was no big deal.
After checking out at Micheal's Rhett tells the cashier, "You have a beautiful day!"
To a random lady at Old Navy Rhett says, "Hey, you look like my dad, but you have a woman head!" - what?
We were at my aunt's house and my cousin Dani brings over her boyfriend that no one has met yet. Rhett climbs up next to him, gives him a funny look and says, "Are you her wife?"
Randomly says, "Life is Hard"
My sister picks Rhett up from daycare on Wednesdays. One day she picked him up and was listening to him chat in the back seat. When she asked him where Uncle D was he said, "He is dancing with Jesus" To this Katie said, "No, he is not dancing with Jesus." Then Rhett replied, "Uncle D is all around us".
To Mimi, "Mimi, it's o.k. to pee on mean people!"
To Mimi and Bapa at dinner one night: "Thank you Mimi for a wonderful dinner!" This was said as he was chowing down.
To Addison while they were in the car: Addison had said something that must have made him angry because he said, "Addison, you are breaking my heart".
We were walking on the greenbelt with Landon and Mauryn. We proceed past a gopher hole and Rhett sticks his hand in it. I tell him that if he does that the gopher might bite his hand off. He looks concerned and then Mauryn asks, "Rhett, what is a gopher?". Rhett says, "you know - it's a wet hog."
We are ending our journey on the greenbelt and Rhett and Mauryn are lagging behind. Rhett says, "Mom, my feet are tired can you please carry me?" Then Mauryn says, "Rhett are your feet twinkling?" Rhett looks at her, looks at his feet and says, "no!" - this was all a very matter of fact conversation! I LOVE this age!
Rhett woke up on Saturday morning and comes walking into my room saying that his brain hurt. I asked him if he had a headache and he said no. I asked him if his head hurt and he said no - then he pointed to his throat and said that his brain hurt. Apparently he meant his throat.
The very next morning, Sunday, he comes into the room in the morning and says that his breath hurts. I assume since our discussion yesterday that it is his throat that he is talking about again.
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